Bum Cream is Chamois cream by Swerve, created for all cyclists. This cream will help you look after your bum, keep you smiling in the saddle and help you ride further. It also smells good and for us ladies it’s gentle on the foofoo!

Why Bum Cream ?

  • Bum cream is anti-chafing chamois cream helps prevent chaffing for cyclists, runners, rowers and for those who suffer from this uncomfortable condition
  • Bum Cream containing , plant derived emulsifiers which provides the thicker texture and retains the greaseless feel when applied to the skin
  • Pearlescent in colour with a light moisturising effect of the cream will leave your hands smelling citrus fresh and feeling soft
  • Bum Cream is also great during the hotter months
  • It works well for a longer time without re-application and certainly increase comfort on long rides
  • We have produced single use sachets just in case you’re out all day and need as little reapplication
  • Made in the United Kingdom
  • Delivered Safely and efficiently using Amazon Logistics

Buy Bum Cream

Directions for Use

It is really easy to use, rub it on your bum and groin area before and after cycling.
We also recommend when you buy a new pair of cycling shorts you apply it liberally to the inside seems to soften them up, the night before your next cycle a few applications then leave it to soak in, it sounds obvious but don’t wash them until after the cycle.

Ladies, as delicate as we are especially around the front area, I have used this product around my pubic bone for over a year and all is well!

All the beautiful languages:
Swedish: Smörj in rumpan före och efter cycling.
Danish: Smør det på rumpen før og efter cycling.
Italian: Applicala sul sedere prima e dopo il ciclismo.
French: Appliquez-la sur vos fesses avant de et après faire du vélo.
German: Auf Ihren Hintern einmassieren vor und nach dem Radfahren.
Spanish: Aplíquese la crema en su trasero antes y después de ir en bicicleta.
Portuguese: Aplique no seu bumbum antes e depois do uso da bicicleta.
Dutch: wrijf het op je zitvlak voor en na het fietsen.
Australian: Rub it on your bum mate!


And now to our ingredients, produced and packaged in the United Kingdom with total commitment to cyclist and love for our Bums.

Aqua (Water), Paraffinum Liquidum (Mineral Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Petrolatum, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Ceteareth-20, Glycerin, Phenoxyethanol, Carbomer, Sodium Hydroxide,
Citrus Sinensis (Sweet Orange) Oil, Ethylhexylglycerin, Disodium EDTA, Mentha Viridis (Spearmint) Leaf Oil, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Limonene.


All products carry warnings ours is no different.
– Avoid contact with eyes
– Keep out of reach of children
– External use only